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A small child standing on a stack of books, reaching up to drop a ballot into a large red, white, and blue ballot box decorated with stars.

Your Vote F*cking Matters

A bedtime story that's inappropriate for children

Written by a guy who can't win
Illustrated by a robot who can't vote

Five diverse children sitting cross-legged on a classroom rug, looking up hopefully. A bookshelf and whiteboard behind them.

The schools need money.

The courts said so.

For thirty-two years.

Then they said... no.

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A voting booth with red, white, and blue curtains and bunting. Small yellow sneakers peek out from beneath the curtain.

Your vote fucking matters.

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A small child with a backpack standing at an iron fence, looking through the bars at a large, well-funded school building across a green lawn.

He can see it from the bus stop.

The school he won't attend.

Your tax dollars helped build it.

For somebody else's kid.

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A parent and child walking hand-in-hand down a leaf-covered path toward a warmly lit polling place at sunset. The child carries a small American flag.

Your vote fucking matters.

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A hand resting on a kitchen table next to a stack of bills. Through the window, power line towers loom against the evening sky. A child's drawing hangs on the fridge.

Your power bill keeps rising.

The companies make more.

Who writes the laws

that make your bills soar?

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A hand placing an 'I Voted' sticker on a refrigerator covered with children's drawings, school photos, and report cards held up by colorful magnets.

Your vote fucking matters.

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Two men sitting in armchairs watching TV, seen from behind. Through a large window, neighbors line up outside a polling place in the autumn sunset.

"It's rigged," said the guy.

"Both sides," said his friend.

They didn't show up.

Guess who wins in the end.

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A small child in an orange shirt standing in a towering canyon made of stacked papers and legislative bills, looking up in awe at the endless walls of documents.

They passed 900 bills.

Some help. Most don't.

Hoping someone will fix it?

Sorry. They won't.

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A child standing alone in a vast red field at dusk, looking toward a distant, warmly lit polling place on the horizon.

"But my district's deep red."

Yeah. They made sure of that.

They don't have to care.

So it's time to vote back.

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A mother kissing her sleeping child goodnight. A warm nightlight glows beside the bed, and a phone on the nightstand shows a ballot lookup screen.

So tuck in your kids.

Kiss 'em goodnight.

Then look up your ballot.

And get in the fight.

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A kitchen table at sunrise: a steaming mug of coffee, a bowl of cereal, and a child's blue lunchbox with an 'I Voted' sticker on it. A golden sunrise glows through the window.

Don't forget.

Your vote fucking matters.

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Paid for by Committee to Elect Andy Bowline

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